HoW dO i FiNd EsCoRtS: CLIENTS PLEASE READ

Every fucking time I make a post I get the same question “how do I find an escort “ “how do I know she’s real” “what if she robs me?”

Here are some sites to find escorts:

TRYST- every single escort is verified. Every one. So there’s that

SKIPTHEGAMES- ehhhh too many emojis used for me but hey, they’re a lot of reliable girls

UNSEEN.LI- it’s a newer site and look for ones that say “verified” don’t trust the ones that aren’t because I’ve seen three insta models pics on there

SILXA- most reliable one tbh

PRIVATEDELIGHTS.CH- this one provides reviews and is pretty reliable

EROTIC MONKEY

P411- currently not accepting new escorts however they do accept new clients.

EROS- definitely a classy site but this is not for the broke boyz

DOUBLELIST- eh be careful with this one. It doesn’t allow sex work but advertises as a backpage replacement.

SEEKINGARRANGEMENT- again, be careful. This site is 100% against sex work however, many escorts discreetly advertise on here. So if you notice a provider, message her and try to move off of SA ASAP!

**WHAT TO EXPECT**

Expect to be screened. Nobody cares if it’s your first time. Nobody cares if you don’t want to. Cry to your therapist cause I don’t give a damn and I’m gonna block you.

Expect to pay the full amount of their rates. Don’t be a cheap fuck.

They’re human beings with lives. Don’t expect for someone to be available in the next hour all because you said so.

Expect to pay a deposit. You’re not special enough to run off with the money IM SORRY

DONT EXPECT FOR SOMEONE TO SUCK YOUR DICK BARE PLEASE LOVE YOURSELF MORE

**HOW TO MAKE SURE THEYRE REAL**

Most escorts have these things:

– a website
– pictures
– an advertisement
– a number/email
– a social media presence

Google the number and see what pops up maybe a review site.

Bro if she doesn’t at least have a Twitter or Switter or Reddit or SOMETHING, go with your gut

If they don’t have a website, 7/10 they aren’t legit however they’re newbies who haven’t figured out how to do so, or some people who are scared of making a site/simply don’t want to.

Overall, don’t expect bare sex. If she wants it you’re gonna walk out of the hotel with your dick on fire (probably).

Don’t be cheap.

TIP YOUR COMPANION

Be respectful

Don’t be difficult

Provide the screening info

Don’t be a fucking entitled dick

Shower oh my God wash your balls and your ass crack please???

Leave the attitude at home

*PAY BEFORE PLAY* jackass

DONT MENTION MONEY

Have fun!

Edit: to the guys insisting that deposits are sketchy and it’s bad advice, I would invite you to kiss my ass but you didn’t put down the deposit to do so